Steps for feeling like a 6th grader:
1. Accidental hallway eye contact 2. Heart drop 3. Look away You should feel pretty infantile. I did.
steal a sugar cube from mr. wood’s classroom. I’m so cool.
When people call each other bestfriend when...
but pronounce it bestfrannn and mean it. and by mean it i mean they aren’t being ironic and silly. it just strikes me as positively the most awkward thing someone could ever do. ever. and i laugh in my head (sometimes out loud)
I have not failed 10,000 times. I found 10,000 ways that won’t work.– Thomas Edison
I need tape for the wart on my foot.– Sister
i might have:
an addiction to honey. yesssss.
my favorite feeling.
one click purchase is truly only one click. so my mom just got my new kindle book. and its making me want to cry.
this too shall pass– anonymous
fideliuscharmz asked: you are pretty cool.
I guess it's okay...
-that I just undid three weeks of running in two days -that I still get bubbles of hot rage in my stomach when I see you make him laugh -that the idea of you doing ANYTHING remotely sensual makes me giggle -that “friends with benefits” actually means “I won’t talk to you at all anymore”
I want him to love me too.
an hour and a half of listening to music with my...
they have such good taste. it’s shocking. and I love it. i will miss them.
You know you're overly sensitive when:
Seeing your mother and sister making pumpkin pies together makes you want to scream “I like to bake too, you bitches!” Hi hip fucking hooray for thanksgiving.
Riding in a taxi one afternoon between very tall buildings under a mauve and...– Scott F. Fitzgerald
I would like to be at peace with my body.
i’m back to the self-medicating. i just don’t know why.
If your boyfriend looks like a girl;
and you look like malibu barbie… i wonder if you both have great personalities.
Once upon a time,
ilikedthembeforetheywerecool: it was revolutionary for a really skinny girl to be a model. Boom. Headshot.
I’m attracted to the idea of drowning. Or rather the idea of jumping off and...– Florence
I didn't say happy birthday...
you could say I’m petty. and you’d be right.
Wearing running clothes:
does not make you a runner.
we use computers and papers to recognize people so we don’t have to look them in the face.
i feel prettiest...
when my hair catches on my eye lashes. i either have great or terrible self-esteem. i haven’t decided yet.
a person who always has a bigger, badder, and more painful issue/story than yours. and when they say “want to hear about my busy schedule?” you just tune out, nod, and say “oh that really does suck. i guess my extended essay is nothing compared to your history homework. that i also have to do.”
We have met the enemy and he is us.– Pogo
what i've discovered;
people think they are unique, with their own unique feelings only they arent unique, because everyone feels things. so, shouldnt we all just be honest with one another? you know, sympathize with the fact that those days when we feel like shit are shared with 7 billion other people who feel like shit too?
Dear Old People:
The world will change; get over it.
I scare myself with the amount of hatred I feel for people.
…i just want to be the one you want.
Call me a cunt again, and I will punch you. You make me want to rip the heads off of stuffed animals and shove them down your throat. And them pull your fingers off. You have a face only a mother could love… oh wait, she doesn’t.
Dear FB Boy,
I’ve creeped enough to know you were on last night. You also messaged me first. WUT THA HULL?
You know they are liars when they are:
1. Happy with their body. 2. Content to be single. 3. Enjoying work.